Pet Hates.

You're standing on my neck.

Na na na.

I don't usually do this. But there are just some things I cannot bear-

1. The saying "seeing is believing".

2. Moons which aren't crescent moons which aren't full moons which aren't half moons.

3. When people are dressed entirely in denim.

(actually, on second thoughts, I like that in a love hate kind of way)

4. Religious schools. Non-faith-specific. Should all be abolished.

5. Pride and Prejudice.

6. Buildings built in the 70s or the 90s.

7. When my veins are visible.

8. Dirty Cutlery.

9. New Labour.

10. Easter.

11. Red Wine.

12. When curtains smell like cigarette smoke.

13. The way that shops don't use brown paper bags anymore.

14. MEAT!

15. Most British Television.

16. The fact that many think Sunday Bloody Sunday is a Paramore song and don't know what it's actually accounting.

16. When you go on a family holiday and there's that moment of uncertainty when you enter your new accommodation and you're all looking at each other with sustained hope like; "this is okay, we're okay, this is okay to be okay isn't it?".

17. Neo Feminism (and therefore, Kill Bill).

18. Blisters.

19. The number nineteen - hazed by ambiguity.

xoxo